We believe that productivity is overrated. That the ache between your legs, the one you can't stop thinking about at your desk, the wet, distracting, can't-cross-your-legs-tight-enough ache — deserves to be answered. DongDash exists because someone should come to your door and fuck you until you can't think straight. Tie you down. Fill every aching hole. Give you everything you begged for, until you forget your deadlines, your passwords, and your own name. And if you've been a good girl, we'll do it all again next week.